I'm Gary Lau, and let me tell you how, I'm the Toastmaster. I can rhyme slow or I can rhyme faster. The other nominees can't even MC, so when you vote, vote Gary. No one! Rocks a Mic like me. My formula, simplicity plus Chinese Ethnicity equals devastation for those who oppose the Mao of the Mic transformin' the nation. When I'm at the podium there's pandemonium. Reverence, Awe, Rapture. I capture. the audience like a pawn. This is the dawn of a new era. The Lau Dynasty is upon thee. Legendary vocabulary synonymous with Gary. I'm a veritable library so don't tarry. Vote Lau, now! G to the A to the R to the Y worry? I'm not in a hurry, I got a minute. The election I'm a win it!