| Birthdate | → | Day after the King, the year he died. |
| Size | → | Larger than Life |
| Eyes | → | Two, both blue. |
| Hair | → | Plenty, naturally dirty blond. |
| Sign | → | Capricorn, same as Jesus and Richard Nixon. |
| Picture | → |  |
| Location | → | The city where I was born. |
| Alias | → | Andrew Muschamp Mckay |
| Alma Mater(s) | → | University of Victoria, Sauder School of Business, and Tsinghua School of Economics and Management |
| Marital Status | → | 我一直没有女朋友 |
| Resume | → | Yes, I have a resume. |
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