I decided to make yet another web mashup. This time taking the 1000s of quotations I've collected in my lifetime and choosing the best of the best to serve as the input to this mashup. Hopefully it amuses, entertains, or informs someone.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg, December 1, 1935) is an award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century.