Muschamp Rd

One of my Favourite Quotations

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers:

I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

© Andrew "Muskie" McKay